Ding Ding Ding, Somebody JUST ROCKED THE HOUSE
If one of Mrs. Beautywart’s adult children didn’t ask for a ride to the megabus, she and noodle would NOT be going back to Sugarhouse, 6 days in a week was enough.
Hey Dude, that’s the security guard, he’s been coaching Noodle and Beauty on the in’s and outs of the Black Jack tables, which seat to sit in, telling them it’s ok to sit out a round , as long as you have your chips in front of you. “Lady, you can sit out 6 rounds if you want too, you gotta go to that table, he suggested we go see Black Jackie, Black Jackie wears black, he has Jack tatoo’s all over his body, he has this high squeeking cough, kinda like he just got kicked in the ding/dong,” be sure to sit at his table because nobody will play with him”, and it’s better at a table with fewer people.
Beauty wasn’t interested, she just wanted to get some food comps and bring home Sunday Diinner,
Noodle had the cash and after last weeks losses , she thought Beauty and her should just play a little on an artsy machine, Big Anthony suggested we play over there, Big Anthony goes to sugarhouse everyday, he claims to telepathologically control machines, unfortunately Noodle and Beauty have never actual seen him put money in a machine, but he has a black card, high level, he gave Beauty and noodle a tour of all the machines they have never noticed the day before, (YOU MUST PLAY THIS ONE), he said, yesterday, but there was no going, because the machines had people in line waiting for them all day long, oooooh it’s so smokey, they ought to get the fire marshal’s in here, besides, there’s so much smoke one can barely even see, around these slots, after putting on their surgical masks; they were ready and Noodle saw the ying/yang, ‘running with brushes’ was off in the distance carrying art supplies, she was scheduled for some performance art in the Refinery later.
Things seemed slow around here, BUT, there WAS a seat, unusual for this area, the ying/yang was calling them both, Before Beauty could get back to the refinery and order dinner, Noodle put a bill in and ying/yangs were showing up all over the place, she had a maximum bet in, and this was the time to have it. The screen continued to fill up with ying/yang’s………..people started screaming, “we haven’t seen that in years around this area” , “we’ve all stopped betting maximum bets,” it seemed people were happy to see this, high five’ing, they were 5 people deep watching as over 600 free spins started rolling, Beauty was upset, Dr. Strangehead called and she told him, it would be over an hour before she could order dinner, he said: “you’re too late’ ,
Where’s Noodlehead, she got up and took off from the machine, it’s rolling, she’s got 900, 1000 credits, Beauty asked the attendents to page her friend, turns out, she ran to the bathroom, turns out everyone seems to run to the bathroom on a 600 spin roll, everybody high fives, and stands guard for the bath room runs, people are walking around with dollar bills trying to buy random cigarettes. This is an exclusive group, everybody knows everybody in this area. I mean there are 2 rows of popular respins, (empty) Mrs. Beautywart asked a regular, “why arent anyone playing those machines” “oh lady, they don’t hit” “we arent playing them anymore”
2 hours later, there was a hand/pay and all was well, just in time to catch the performance art show and eat a delicious dinner compliments of sugarhouse.
When Beauty got home, all were sleeping. Noodle went back to her cottage, and it was real late. Another Sugarhouse win.